Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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