At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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