glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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