love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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