I love you!
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We got so high we made milksteak
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.