Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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