no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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