Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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