ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
