i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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