i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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