YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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