There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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