OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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