Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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