she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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