On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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