ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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