i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I can't turn off my feet"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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