I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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