he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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