so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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