Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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