best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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