he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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