We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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