the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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