question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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