I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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