party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
