yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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