I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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