Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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