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say what?
wanna hang out?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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