Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That accounts for only three of the penises
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
