C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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