come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He has the fingertips of a God
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