actually, I'm a sock model
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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