Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
