in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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