I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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