First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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