Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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