i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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