my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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