I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
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