He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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