careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
The feeling are messing with the penis
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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