You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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