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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
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