summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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