I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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