lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I want to be your penis for a week.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
