He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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