Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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