No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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