I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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