I want to walk on stilts...naked
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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