Why are handjobs necessary in class?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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